
As many people are fond of saying, the mind is the largest sex organ. I have self-respect, ability to listen, loyalty and have my own interests in Seattle. Very sexual guy, looking for someone who enjoys the same. Just wants to have fun and enjoy each others company. Being the director of a reality show like The Real World, but the cast is comprised entirely of angry Canadian adult midgets; having a sexual position named after me; winning the Nobel Prize for Excellence in Masturbation; bringing about world peace with my penis...lol; MORE COWBELL!!!!

